One night I was in Tesco

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• Created on Tuesday, 04 January 2011 19:02
• Written by Matthew N
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One night William and I were in Tesco. One hour later it suddenly closed. When I stared round Tesco no one was there. Then we went to the chocolate aisle and stuffed it up in my mouth. Then I scoffed on it then had to spit it out.

It was half one in the morning and no staff were there. So we got a saucepan. and we stuck it on our heads with glue and we ran to the to the deli counter and jumped over it and landed on our heads. Lucky we had the saucepan! It went to plan.

Then we waggled our legs. I said to Will to get a camera and take a picture of me William came back with a Panasonic camera and he took a photo and edited it to make me like a baby. It was so funny.

Next Will said why not do trolley run? I said ok, you get the trolley. While he was getting his trolley I got a lemonade bottle and shook it and spayed it where the alcohol is and he went straight in to the alcohol section. Drink some champagne while you are there I said. Yeah right pull you’re self together.

Then we played Guitar Hero and I got 3983 as my score. Will only got 20 as his score. Later we played Call of Duty Black Ops and we did zombies. I won will did to the we played cross country motor and I got sixth seconds before him.

Then we played on the HD video camera and I made a video about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Call of Duty Black Ops.

Then we went to Costa coffee. Will said to me lets get a Costa coffee then I ran like lighting to get the manager costume on. When we got round the back of the counter I shocked him - it was hilarious. The manager was Matthew Nash, that is me, and I served William wearing a police costume and scared him to death and he wanted to kill me but he couldn’t because he was under the trolley still and he still was breaking the code.

Next we went to try and get out of Tesco but the door keys were in a safe. So we called our mums then the Tesco door opened to our mums and a police officer who said you know what happens now… William said I don’t know what happens now, tell me please. You get arrested came the reply.

Then they took me to the court and said did you have fun? We said yes we did. Can we go back? But the police officer said no way. You two are in so much trouble.

But we were lucky the hairy man let us go but I won’t want to see him again. I thought he was a hairy man and he was a hairy man. And so did William agree with me we finally completed our mission - to get away from court and the hairy man.

By Matthew Nash